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Your crush suddenly asks you out?
-tink i'd die of happiness? heh

You walk into an elevator and see a couple
making out?
- i will laugh and then step out of the elevator

Your parents had another baby?
- oh pls.

You are trapped in a building about to explode?
- hide in a corner and wait to die? wad else can i do?

You were granted one wish?
-wish my wish

Aliens invaded earth?
- make new friends

A guy suddenly kiss you?
-guess i'd be pissed. depends who is it, realli.

You won a date with your celeb crush?
- i wun try to get in the draw. date with celeb?! omg. it'd be damn awkward

You were given a blue car?
- i cant drive

Your boyfriend breaks up with you?
- errr.

You win a million dollars?
- whoa. give some of em to my family and friends. i spend the major part of it of course

Someone gives you a flower?
- say thank you

You receive a love letter in your locker?
- i dun have a locker

You fail your exam?
- depends wad kinda exams

You get first in class?
- happy. look at the results! heh

Your computer crashes?
- swear. lol

You got fired?
- look for a better job

Your best friend betray you?
- go to another fren

You miss your exs?
- ehhh. cry huh?

You can say something to the person reading this
right now, what will you say?
- hello