Some bully tries to steal your lunch money. What do you do?

a) AVADA KEDAVRA!
b) Tell him if he wants your money he'll have to beat you up for it, and that will get him expelled.
c) Give it to him.
d) Convince him that you are in fact a teacher using polyjuice potion and that he now has detention.

HAHHAHAAHHAHA i thought it was funny! i just burst out laughing in front of my computer.
i chose B. but i'd probably beat up that person straightaway if he/she wants to steal my money. i wouldnt ASK him/her to beat me up! what nonsense!