never, ever, get near a hornet.
i would know because i just got stung by one!
actually i dont know what it really is.
could be a hornet/wasp/monster bee (it was definitely thrice the size of a normal-sized bee).
it was hiding in my cabinet where i put all my t shirts and fbts.
i was in a hurry to jump into the shower after a long day and when i opened my cabinet to get my stuff i just stuck my hand into it, without giving any thought to the possibility of having a hornet/wasp/monster bee snuggling up to all my comfortable wear-at-homes.
i mean, OF COURSE i wouldnt expect a hornet/wasp/monster bee disgusting piece of shit in my cabinet every time i open it! in fact it had never ever occurred to me at all.
after sticking my hand in i just went OUCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and from the corner of my eye, i saw the bloody hornet/wasp/monster bee disgusting piece of yellow-black mass fly away, in a HAHA-I-GOT-YOU kind of way (i swear).
the next thing i knew i was running out of my room at a speed higher than what lewis hamilton's McLaren can possibly go at.
my father, who was in the living room and was halfway through the action of lighting up the joss stick, merely shrugged and shouted for my brother to help catch the lizard/spider he thought i probably saw.
UNTIL i started to cry like a baby.
ONLY THEN did he take me seriously!
okay actually i cant blame him cos everytime there's a lizard/spider in my room, i scream like that too. but that's not the point.
the pain was crazy! i have never felt anything like it before! it mustve been the equivalent of chopping my whole hand off! (t-bag from prison break would know - he's had his chopped off TWICE. haha)
but i didnt cry because it was too too too painful, but because i had killer cramps and still got bullied by the tutee at tuition AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT I STILL GOT STUNG BY A HORNET/WASP/MONSTER BEE DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT-CRAP. it was just a long day for me and i felt like it's super unfair!! i always jack myself and stupid things like this always only happens to me!
and i was so so so mad at the hornet/wasp/monster bee disgusting piece of yellow-black shit-crap (okay silly me)!
i mean, why so stupid?! not like i was trying to attack it! i didnt even know it was there!
i dont care if it doesnt have any brain, go grow some!
HRUMMPPPHHHHH!


my good left palm.


left palm. as you can see, i didnt make my bed but nevermind that!

and it has since swelled to 1.5 times the size of my good left one.


ARGH sorry im hysterical!